URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED

OH THE BIG APPLE
WE WILL BE REALLY MATURE
AND I'LL GET A DOG

FIND YOUR SUMMER LOVE AT MATCH.COM

I'M IN A BAD MOOD
LISTEN TO GAGA, MAYBE
I HAVE NOT UNPACKED

WATCH HER SWALLOW.

I'LL BE YOUR GAL PAL.
BUT SIT ON MY PORCH ALONE.
I'M DOING SIT UPS.