SPAM JOB.
THESE ARE HAIKUS. THANKS FOR THE EMAIL.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
SUDDEN BLITZ FROM SUDDEN VALUES
DISH PIT LOVE AFFAIR
EMBROIDERY FLOSS JACKET
CAN YOU DIP ME NOW?
Monday, July 19, 2010
TOP OF THE DAY
IT IS LATE JULY
A MOVIE SEEMED SO EASY
IT WAS QUICK I SWEAR
Saturday, July 10, 2010
HOW GOES THE WORLD WITH YOU?
BET YOU LIKE TO BOWL.
MY DAD LIKES TO KNOCK DOWN PINS.
YOU ARE JUST LIKE HIM.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
NEED A CONFIRMATION OF ACCEPTANCE.
DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.
NEVER KNEW MY GRANDMOTHER.
BUT MY KNEES DO SHAKE.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
DARLING HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I'M JUST AT THE BEACH.
AND MY HAIR IS LOP-SIDED.
MY HEART FEELS REAL GOOD.
Monday, May 17, 2010
URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED
OH THE BIG APPLE
WE WILL BE REALLY MATURE
AND I'LL GET A DOG
FIND YOUR SUMMER LOVE AT MATCH.COM
I'M IN A BAD MOOD
LISTEN TO GAGA, MAYBE
I HAVE NOT UNPACKED
Monday, May 10, 2010
WATCH HER SWALLOW.
I'LL BE YOUR GAL PAL.
BUT SIT ON MY PORCH ALONE.
I'M DOING SIT UPS.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
COME WEARY SAINTS : WORSHIP FOR THE STORMS OF LIFE
YOU'RE A BAD LIAR.
I JUST WANT MY HEEL TO POP.
WHERE DID THE SUN GO?
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
YOUR CONSIGNMENT PACKAGE!
YOU PLAY PIANO.
I'LL WEAR MY GOOD DRESS TODAY.
I'LL WAKE UP ON TIME.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
MAIN STREET BAIL OUT.
SHE'S GOT A NEW SPELL.
THIS HEARTS BEEN FLIPPING FOR DAYS.
I'LL NEED A REFILL.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
TITANIC DIMENSION WITHOUT MUCH EFFORT.
I AM UPSIDE DOWN.
YOU'RE SO GOOD AT SPINNING ME.
YOU GOT THAT GOOD GRIN.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
SOLVE YOUR DELICATE PROBLEM.
WE'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE.
I GOT FOUR FOR A DOLLAR.
I'LL JUST SPRAWL OUT HERE.
BRING BACK TIME WHEN GIRLS WERE YOURS.
YOU TASTE JUST THE SAME.
AND YOUR HAIRS ARE ALL OVER.
FEELS LIKE THE MOVIE.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
MAKE YOUR LASSIE MOAN WITH LUST AND PASSION.
I'VE BEEN MAKING TEA.
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING EXCUSES.
I LIKED OUR MORNING.
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