RITZY GOODS MARKING YOUR STATUS!

I SAW SNOW TODAY!
BUT I FORGOT MY DIAMONDS.
AND I'VE LOST MY BRAIN.

WE WANT TO BUY YOUR HOME!

NO REALLY WE DO.
BOY YOU HAD ME AT (COFFEE?)
MAYBE THE PORCH SWING.

BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

OK THIS IS HOME.
BIG DIPPER IS UPSIDE DOWN.
FUCKING ROMANTIC.

PENETRATE DEEPER WITH OUR PRODUCT.

I FELL OFF THE BED.
YOU JUST HAVE GOOD FLANNEL SHIRTS.
I CLEANED UP JUST FINE.

MEET ADULTS LOOKING FOR FUN.

GET ME OUT OF BED.
THAT IDEA OF MARRIAGE.
IS MY HAIR TOO SHORT?

SEND EMAILS DIRECTLY TO DENTISTS.

WISDOM TEETH ARE HERE.
MAYBE THATS WHY MY JAW HURTS.
OH GREAT. SEE YA TEETH.

I'M CONVINCED THAT YOU CAN COPY WHAT I'M DOING POSTCARD GUY.

FIGURING IT OUT
AFTER COLLEGE LIFE : POSTCARD
PICK A POSTCARD PLACE

CHARITY ORGANIZATION.

I'LL GIVE THESE TO YOU.
WHEN THE BUTTERFLIES COME BACK.
I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

TRAVVELING? TAKE BLUE-PILLS TO ENHANCE YOUR MALE STRENGTH!

YOU DON'T NEED BLUE PILLS
I DIDN'T MEAN TO FREEZE UP
BUT THAT WAS JULY

SHOW YOUR GOOD TASTE BISON STEAKS

I JUST MADE COOKIES.
NO BISON IN MY COOKIES.
GOOD TASTE, I HAVE IT.

GET PAID JUST FOR CLICKING YOUR MOUSE...

I WANT YOU BABY.

CLICK ME CLICK ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE.

I CAN GET PAID NOW.

GOLD IS CASH.

CASH MONEY RECORDS!

I WORK AT TELEFUND NOW.

HERE WE GO MONDAY.