TRIED VACUUM PUMPS AND OTHER ADVERTISED METHODS WITHOUT SUCCESS?

THIS IS CHRISTMAS EVE.
I'VE SMOKED ALL MY CIGARETTES.
AS LONG AS WE'RE FRIENDS.

NEW POSSIBILITY TO SATISFY HER DREAMS IMMEDIATELY.

I HAD A MOMENT.
I'M LOOKING AT A STATUE.
I AM GOING HOME.

HOIST YOUR SWEET NIGHT TIMES.

THIS IS LIV ULLMANN
IT IS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY
I'M OBSESSED WITH HER.

MEGO SOLUTION.

I'M AT MY AUNT'S HOUSE.
I KNOW THERE IS A PARTY.
I ONLY WANT ONE.

YOUR INSATIABLE CHICK WILL BE FULL OF PLEASURE.

YOU MADE ME HOT TEA.
ON YOUR BED, OUR FINGERS GRAZED.
MY HEART IS FLIPPING.

FAILURE NOTICE.

I NEED SOME SUN SHINE.
AND YOUR LEFT ARM AROUND ME.
BUT I HAVE HOMEWORK.

DON'T BE RIPPED OFF MY FAKES ANYMORE.

IN THE T.V. ROOM!
I'VE GOT PURPLE PAJAMAS.
THEY ARE REAL AND SILK.

DON'T HESITATE, PRIVACY IS ABOVE ALL.

MAYBE WE DRINK BEER.
TO ALL THE BOYS I HAVE LOVED :
I WANT VENISON.

RITZY GOODS MARKING YOUR STATUS!

I SAW SNOW TODAY!
BUT I FORGOT MY DIAMONDS.
AND I'VE LOST MY BRAIN.

WE WANT TO BUY YOUR HOME!

NO REALLY WE DO.
BOY YOU HAD ME AT (COFFEE?)
MAYBE THE PORCH SWING.

BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

OK THIS IS HOME.
BIG DIPPER IS UPSIDE DOWN.
FUCKING ROMANTIC.

PENETRATE DEEPER WITH OUR PRODUCT.

I FELL OFF THE BED.
YOU JUST HAVE GOOD FLANNEL SHIRTS.
I CLEANED UP JUST FINE.

MEET ADULTS LOOKING FOR FUN.

GET ME OUT OF BED.
THAT IDEA OF MARRIAGE.
IS MY HAIR TOO SHORT?

SEND EMAILS DIRECTLY TO DENTISTS.

WISDOM TEETH ARE HERE.
MAYBE THATS WHY MY JAW HURTS.
OH GREAT. SEE YA TEETH.

I'M CONVINCED THAT YOU CAN COPY WHAT I'M DOING POSTCARD GUY.

FIGURING IT OUT
AFTER COLLEGE LIFE : POSTCARD
PICK A POSTCARD PLACE

CHARITY ORGANIZATION.

I'LL GIVE THESE TO YOU.
WHEN THE BUTTERFLIES COME BACK.
I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

TRAVVELING? TAKE BLUE-PILLS TO ENHANCE YOUR MALE STRENGTH!

YOU DON'T NEED BLUE PILLS
I DIDN'T MEAN TO FREEZE UP
BUT THAT WAS JULY

SHOW YOUR GOOD TASTE BISON STEAKS

I JUST MADE COOKIES.
NO BISON IN MY COOKIES.
GOOD TASTE, I HAVE IT.

GET PAID JUST FOR CLICKING YOUR MOUSE...

I WANT YOU BABY.

CLICK ME CLICK ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE.

I CAN GET PAID NOW.

GOLD IS CASH.

CASH MONEY RECORDS!

I WORK AT TELEFUND NOW.

HERE WE GO MONDAY.